tmi tuesday: i got a migraine and threw up everywhere

including ALMOST on my vectrex but i didnt so its ok

i slept terribly for like 6 hours so i guess i don’t get to sleep tonight?

lagless sent: Do you sing in the shower?

yeah

and when im alone i sing REALLY LOUD…

wolfnanaki sent: A big, strong stallion begins to teabag you. What do?

well im gonna assume this is an MLP stallion here

in that case i’d probably be cool with it

-i don’t know? it will be only slightly wider than my biggest one currently but its a lot longer so it will be a challenge
-because a tube would get in the way and it cost extra
-maybe

-i don’t know? it will be only slightly wider than my biggest one currently but its a lot longer so it will be a challenge

-because a tube would get in the way and it cost extra

-maybe

scrittah-old-deactivated2012030 sent: what's the most recent fetish you've discovered you have

BALLS no thanks to hank

and uh 

i am realizing that i really really like big strong hairy men

i dunno, cougars kind of are a fun concept? kind of a mix between awkwardly funny and hot
plus i always thought mayor’s design was cute from the get go

i dunno, cougars kind of are a fun concept? kind of a mix between awkwardly funny and hot

plus i always thought mayor’s design was cute from the get go

Anonymous sent: How do you feel about cuntcolts?

you mean transgendered? 

never really gave it much thought! i find just about all the ponies cute so whatever

Anonymous sent: That was only one toy... Also, medium? Not bad.

well i got chico but he only comes in one size/hardness, and the only options for him were for color so i got black

Anonymous sent: Gosh you're bad at TMI. What size? What hardness? What colour? Cum tube?

ughh FINE

medium, firm, dark brown, no tube

Anonymous sent: What do you think about the new CumOnPonyDolls tumblr?

haven’t seen it

probably not my thing, tbh! but hey, different strokes for different folks. 

barrymanilowswinternightmare sent: balls official nominee for a best smell award

i second the nomination

hopefully it wins

dont let me down, academy

Anonymous sent: "In production" - I'm guessing that means bad dragon? Which one?

YEUP

Chance and chico because he looked like fun

my fate has been sealed

hankpeters sent: do you have any ~erotic scents~ that turn you on??

-cologne

-aftershave

-BALLS

gulliverbirdswagship sent: How big are your poop's?

on a scale of 1 to big they’re about an 8