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goodness you guys sure are CURIOUS
i really want the (small, good lord) cockatrice, the (small) seadragon, and DUH chance (either small or medium, haven’t decided yet)
also cumlube
Ice your cakes with a drippy dragon.
remind me to never eat at any of your houses ever
oh jesus seriously imagine using a comically large silicone (or whatever??) dragon dong in lieu of a spoon or spatula...
i kind of want to attach a small hose to one with a cumtube and use it in water gun fights against the neighborhood kids...